Tonteria is now closed due to a change of business. A new venue is coming by mid-March, with different concept and different décor.
Tonteria, London is a Mad Mexican Presses Bar, a Square Salon, and a Tequila Nightspot. Tonteria Club is famous for its fun sharing-cocktails i.e. "Maya Pyramid", "Lucky Luchador" and "Tequila Slammer", which are inspired by Mexico's heritage and culture. As the lights dim, Tonteria turns
into a fun nightspot for Sloane Rangers and other well-heeled Londoners. The venue is located outside the tube station, making it easy to find.
As you walk in you get the feeling you are in a nice little hacienda in the heart of Jalisco, Mexico. The décor is perfectly themed and amazing fun, and what is more, Tonteria Club London has one of the broadest and highest quality tequila selections in the world.
Another unique feature is their delicious sharing cocktails. If you want to experience an amazing cocktail and share it with your friends, just order from their sharing menu! Not only that, but in the traditional Spanish spirit you can enjoy delicious tapas dishes in the calm, relaxed booths. And if you want entertainment? Well, there are plenty of “tonterías”! Tonteria Sloane Square is known for its amazing performances and live shows, where traditional Mexican wrestlers fight all around the club. The early evening, starting from 5.30, focuses on theatrics, wrestling, performers,
and tame fun. They even have a toy train which brings drinks right to your table.
But although it is more of a relaxed place to stop for drinks and snacks until 10.30, from around 10pm they transition into a stunning nightclub. The evening moves seamlessly into the night as the DJ turns up the music, bringing all the latest beats and changing to atmosphere into pure fun. You can choose to stay in your booth drinking and enjoying watching the party, or you can start dancing
and mingling.
Naturally this combination of unique features brings out the local celebrities. Tonteria Club London has seen the likes of Jessie J, Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank, and even princes William and Harry. In short, Tonteria is the sort of place where you can expect to run into the rich and famous of
London. If you want a truly exclusive treatment you need to focus on Mondays and Thursdays, where only members of their super exclusive guest list. Book a table, order drinks, and settle in to celebrate an event, host a product launch, or just have an amazing time hosting a private party for yourself and your friends.
Dress Code:
• For the Ladies: If you go Tonteria, you have to look sharp and sexy. Maxi, medium, mini dresses as long as they are chic, seductive and fashionable. Avoid flat shoes to keep the appearance inside the club extra classy.
• For Gentlemen: A nice shirt with a smart dark jeans or trousers, and maybe a stylish coat. Do not forget that smart shoes are essential. Avoid sportswear at all costs.
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